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| Can you tell it's my favorite? |
My
memory is fuzzy. Jim Hardman and Hump Evans either found their way onto
my bookshelf with a blind purchase of a gaudy paperback or I might have
stumbled onto them via
Thrilling Detective
either one is possible. I was a teenager and reading private eye novels
which I had developed a Jones for after getting hooked on Joe R.
Lansdale's Hap Collins and Leonard Pines novels through his horror
fiction. Hap and Leonard pressed their world views into my brain, they
became a personal thing, tough guys who stood up for things and bantered
like an old married couple. Hap and Leonard sent me looking for more
and more and suddenly I was in a flame red El Camino between Montana and
Texas with a Vietnam Vet named C.W. Sughrue ("Sug as in sugar and rue
as in 'rue the goddamned day'") and the road was full of dirty wit,
shocking violence and deep sadness. I knew I wanted to be a writer
then. I have a lot of writers that I like, some mean a whole hell of a
lot including the oft quoted "Holy Trinity" of mystery writers: Raymond
Chandler, Dashiell Hammett and Ross MacDonald (though Mickey Spillane is
much higher on my list then MacDonald) but they weren't my personal
"Holy Trinity." The three guys I'd pick are Lansdale, Crumley and Ralph
Dennis.

Ralph
Dennis didn't have the luck the other two and some of everything is
luck. Dennis wrote his Hardman books with Popular Library a mid-level
publishing outfit. Not Pinnacle or Gold Medal, but usually a bit above
some of the other paperback places. They didn't set the world on fire
but he must have burned through type writers cause he wrote 12 of them
in three years or so. More importantly they are each a hard bitten
little diamond in the Atlanta rough. Dennis knew he was writing pulp,
there's enough ass-kicking and gun-fights to keep anyone interested but
the characters are a lot deeper then their kinda silly named suggests.
Hardman and Hump always makes my wife giggle. Hump and Hardman's
relationship; a white pudgy ex-cop and a black former NFL player in the
South in the 70's was certainly not the norm. Dennis was ahead of the
curve and there's less of the usual racist and sexist stuff in the books
then the average Men's Adventure tales. Partly cause they aren't Men's
Adventure, they are simply crime tales with a lot of action and thrills.
Hump and Hardman grow closer and become the only family either of them
has that fully understands. Not that they'd say that to each other. They
show it to each other in their actions and these a hard-drinkin' 70's
men who wear their emotions buried deep in their heart.

After
12 Hardman's Dennis wanted to break away from the character. That's
understandable, that's a lot of writing and he wanted that hardback life
and some respect that he deserved. He didn't really make it. He wrote
other books and the world remained unlit, so flame-less that they
stopped getting published. The years passed and Hardman and Hump seemed
to be forgotten. I never thought anyone else really loved them the way I
did. Boy, I was wrong.
Lee Goldberg, a hell of a
writer his-own-self did the Paperback God's good work and did that long
play to get Hardman republished by his Brash Books, who reprint a lot of
the good stuff. Eventually there was the unpublished books, a sequel to
"Deadman's Game," a ultra-hard-boiled spy novel, another espionage tale
"The Spy in the Box," and a standalone mystery called "Dust in the
Heart." And in a twisting mystery tale of it's own (I won't spoil it,
buy the damned book and read the afterword when you're done) a book
called "The Polish Wife," which became "All Kinds of Ugly," the
damned-near lost final Hardman novel.

It
was a long work week. A week of shiftless reading, the kind where you
pick up books and they don't grab you. Honestly I had bee avoiding the
final Hardman, that'd be a special occasion, like a expensive bottle of
whisky. Though, I had finally gotten around to buying the paperback so
it was in my house lurking and calling my name from the shelf. It found
it's way to my armchair and there was a bottle of beer on the upturned
plastic wooden barrel I keep beside it for remotes. Then BOOM! I'm
halfway through the book and two beers in.
Hardman
goes to London to find a rich kid and escape his romantic problems.
Marcy one of the only reoccurring characters in the books has left him
and multiple beers at George's Deli haven't helped. Maybe a little work
will and change of local. That's the jumping off point and Hardman meets
the Polish wife of the would be title and gets buried neck-deep into a
rich families problems. There's murders and tough-guy scenes, a lot of
local color and a man who's growing older and sadder and doesn't think
things are going to work out the way he wanted. The action starts in
Atlanta and then moves to London. I didn't know what I'd think about
Hardman in a different locale, so much of Hardman IS Atlanta, but my
doubts all faded away. Hardman just drank in pubs instead of bars and
his nose still got stuck in places it shouldn't. Hardman quickly finds
the missing guy dead and is back in Atlanta with the Polish Wife in tow.
There's echos of Ross MacDonald's Archer in the probing of the family
but it's ultimately not about the rich family and a dash of classical
"locked room" mystery even if it's in a horse stable instead of the
parlor. It's about Hardman and the Polish Wife both brutally scrambling
for what they want and knowing its the last shot they will ever have.
The Polish Wife herself is a interesting and fairly likeable and
relatable real human version of the "femme fatale." You understand
exactly why she does what she does and falls the way she falls. That's
the beauty of Dennis's writing: pulp with real people. Everybody is
someone you know, know of or don't want to know.
And
in one evening, barely moving from my chair with four beers drank; the
book was done. The last Hardman was read and that sure is something.

Maybe
it wouldn't mean as much without the benefit of the previous twelve
books but it's an ending and you should probably read it last. It's not
as action-orientated as some of the other books and there's a little bit
too little Hump (isn't there always?) but it's a full-blown miracle
that it exists. So, Lee Goldberg will have my eternal thanks, all of
Ralph Dennis's library is easily purchased in paperback or ebook from
Brash Books. The Hardman books are some of the finest examples of crime
fiction in the 70's and finally some light it getting shown on them and
it's about good-god-damned time.